Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
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I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
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Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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