She said her name was "party"
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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