big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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