She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
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