I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
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I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
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OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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