I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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