Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
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He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
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Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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