Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
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He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
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No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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