Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
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i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
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wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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