it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
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Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
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Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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