"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
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at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
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I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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