Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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