Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Two words: blizzard sex
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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