i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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