For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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