so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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