Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
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The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
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Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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