I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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