Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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