Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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