My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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