Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I wish life had little blips of pornography
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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