we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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