we're blogging at a bar
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Randomize
