Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
Randomize
