Do you still have your period?
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
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