just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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