dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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