You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
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I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
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THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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