She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Just high enough for therapy.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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