Whod you bang
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Randomize
