drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
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