I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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