guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
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im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
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I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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