Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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