Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
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You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
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There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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