Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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