Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
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