why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I deserve this hangover.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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