it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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