This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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