Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
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Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
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You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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