Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
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Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
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The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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