Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
wow bdsm is so cute
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