Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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