its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
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You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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