there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
