Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(352): View more from Florida

Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.

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(516): View more from New York

I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!

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(206): View more from Washington

Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.

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(254): View more from Texas

He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.

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(512): View more from Texas

i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed

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(630): View more from Illinois

I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.

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