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• (705): View more from Ontario

  Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Dude. Creed is coming in september.

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  We're no longer friends.

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• (716): View more from New York

  can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that

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• (561): View more from Florida

  This is the prime rib incident all over again

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• (714): View more from California

  It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time

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• (646): View more from New York

  when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.

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• (857): View more from Massachusetts

  other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS

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• (661): View more from California

  Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?

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• (845): View more from New York

  I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder

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• (407): View more from Florida

  His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.

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