Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
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College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
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my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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