There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
