Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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