how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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