Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
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I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
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He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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