how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
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She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
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No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
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