Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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