just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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