Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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