The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
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at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
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He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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